Zapato the puppy (pictured with his mistress Tita Suicide)
- INTO: Tita, Meshell, and Rydell.
- NOT INTO: Strangers.
- MAKES ME HAPPY: Being the man of the house.
- MAKES ME SAD: When Tita packs her suitcase.
- HOBBIES: Tearing around the dog park, fetch, and play dates.
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Attention, my chew toy, a blanket to curl up under, chicken, sunshine.
- VICES: Eating cat food.
- I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Fighting with the cat for the bed.